May 2013
soupkittens:
i cant fucking believe toys r us bought tumblr
ollivander:
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
#now we can finally have it our way
fetusich:
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
unfollower:
what if people take reblogging personal read mores to a whole new level and start emailing them to their friends and family
earthnation:
my mom wont let me take nudes sorry everyone
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors